For fun's sake!

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
They should! Or they could just keep it...

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
Mind-power! I do it to X3

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
I'll ask Moa what Hooters and IHOP is tomorrow ^^'

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

I would say it's the other way around. The one driving slower then me are the idiots (considering that I'm driving super slow since I'm still only practicing driving).

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
No! It's Latin not English. But it's actually odd since con means together rather then against and contra means against!

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
I've haven't ever tried anything plainly grape flavored, but I'm guessing it is since it is hard to make fake taste real.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
No, I wouldn't say so.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Yepp, they sure are.

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

Haha, no.

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

Fancy ketchup comes in fancy bottles with fancy text on them :D

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

Why not, seems quite smart.

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Who is this Lone Ranger you speak of?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Partly cloudy= 50-99% of cloud covering the sun.

Partly sunny= 49-1% of cloud covering the sun.

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Not in common conversations but technically yes.

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

The later one!

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

Of course he called the combination of a hat and a feather “macaroni”.

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Until it's reviver is dead.

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

I make round bread! And well because they thought it was simpler making a machine creating round “sandwich meat” instead of squared.

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Yes they do. You can also search for google in google.

Can you daydream at night?

Nope, I wouldn't say so.