For fun's sake!

So school is back and for some reason I was afraid I would melt together with the wall due to fitting in on Midgård. Luckily that isn't the case, sure there seems to be a lot of weird people in the school but also a lot of mortal ones. At least based on the date collected from my "WTF/What???/Blue hair...??"-stare'o'meter! Also the floors at Midgård are great for Longboarding!

 

When I die I want to be a tree, and damn the person who doesn't water me and let's me die again!

So my future, what will it be? I find myself having a hard time imagining myself actually working with something. Either I would be bored or well as Moa said ask myself what the hell I'm doing with my life.

 

I hope having blue hair will be okay...

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
They should! Or they could just keep it...

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
Mind-power! I do it to X3

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
I'll ask Moa what Hooters and IHOP is tomorrow ^^'

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

I would say it's the other way around. The one driving slower then me are the idiots (considering that I'm driving super slow since I'm still only practicing driving).

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
No! It's Latin not English. But it's actually odd since con means together rather then against and contra means against!

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
I've haven't ever tried anything plainly grape flavored, but I'm guessing it is since it is hard to make fake taste real.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
No, I wouldn't say so.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Yepp, they sure are.

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

Haha, no.

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

Fancy ketchup comes in fancy bottles with fancy text on them :D

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

Why not, seems quite smart.

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Who is this Lone Ranger you speak of?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Partly cloudy= 50-99% of cloud covering the sun.

Partly sunny= 49-1% of cloud covering the sun.

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Not in common conversations but technically yes.

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

The later one!

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

Of course he called the combination of a hat and a feather “macaroni”.

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Until it's reviver is dead.

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

I make round bread! And well because they thought it was simpler making a machine creating round “sandwich meat” instead of squared.

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Yes they do. You can also search for google in google.

Can you daydream at night?

Nope, I wouldn't say so.

I was thinking about the TOK earlier today. About what defines a human being. And after giving it some thought I felt that what makes us human is not our tendency to classify things in right and wrong, the fact that we build houses or play music. It's our feeling of guilt. Guilt fill no purpose in surviving or carry on your genes to a next generation. Is it simply a feeling we've created fro ourselves? Or does it actually fill some kind of purpose. If anyone knows plez tell me.

 

We have finally started playing! Let me present on drums... FRANZI! On guitar... ÅSA! As vocalist and basis... Maria … >_< In the end we decided to call ourselves “Super conductivity” and even started pulling lame (and funny) physics jokes while practicing. From now on, every Monday is jamming time. I am going to by a bass and I have (almost) decided on what kind to buy. I have the money I just need to make up my mind.

 

The first song that we are learning to play is Zombie by The Cranberries. The bass line in it is quite easy but I still have a bit of a problem singing and playing at the same time. Especially when I don't know the lyric. So right now I'm learning them very dedicated. It's pretty much been playing over and over again from my compute of phone since yesterday (Monday).

 

 

 

 

I'm kinda looking forward to CAS time nowadays cause you soon came to the understanding that it is the time when you can do whatever you want (almost) and no one will care. The past few times I've been spending pushing or riding an office chair with wheels up and down the corridors. Otherwise I kinda just jump around or play with the computer. Ah, CAS time, the time when I can torture other people with weirdness and get away with it!

Since school started again, I have not been able to fall asleep before 02:00. Which results in me, being really really really tired at school and in the morning. But... when I get home I'm only tired for a short while and then BING! Wide awake, filled with energy, not at all tired. But today! I shall get my long awaited sleep (not dying!) by well, taking a walk, not being hungry nor completely full, drunken enough water, have a room swept in darkness, go to bed early, read boring book (Swedish or B&M), not sing, do the dishes or anything active when not being able to sleep. If this doesn't work I'm really going to become hysterical.

Funny things haz happened, great things! Wonderful things! I've finally seen Scott Pilgrim vs. The world! Great movie, it really speaks to the geek inside you. Me and Magda had waffle night, and then we went off the map (see Magda's blog for more details). I'm really bad at this explaining thing right now. Today, I spent the morning in ZOMBIE-MODE and then went to the hacker space to study with Åsa. Japanese and BUSH ✔, I have just recently done the dishes, (it's 01:30) and for some reason I'm still not tired. Oh and also... Where could Antonia be... I just hope she hasn't taken the forest path to go to grandma. If so I hope she left a trey of white stones behind her. Moa back in school tomorrow, Yay!

 

P.S note to the headline, some of the good things, not all of them, but none of the bad.

 

Homemade cheesy movie moment when guy sees girl and falls instantly in love. Personally I think this clip is hilarious cause each time it just makes me think "What the hell am I doing!?"

Some things will never happen...



Just like a pineapple boy throwing a package in the sea  O(T_T)O