For fun's sake!

So I spent like half of yesterday on a buss, that pretty much explains why I didn't blog. But what the hell have they done! There is no longer any wireless internet, and the radio wouldn't work! It was like they were trying to distance us from any kind of civilization. If we ignored the fact that the buss was filled with people and that we passed by I dunno how many towns on the way... Anyway! Why the internet?!!! But now finally I'm home, home sweet home. And freshly baked baguette for breakfast. I love being home :D

It seems like one of my friends are going to get married. Congratulations Såfia ^^ To bad you are the man in the relationship, no dress for you XD

 

Other then that, funny translation page! You have to try it out!

As you probably know, I received a rubric cube as a birthday gift. And lately I have been trying to solve it putting my sanity on the line. Great news! I finally solved it!!! But before that I had to spend like 3 hours (out in the cold) changing the back tire on my bike... First I took the longboard down to the store, bought a tire. Returned back home, spend I dunno how long to first get the rusted screw nuts off. Anyway, after finally fixing the wheel (I thought) I realize that in the “fixing” off the wheel I have broken the new tire and have to go back down to the store to buy a new one. Ones that is done I fix everything in like 20 min, together with a huge amount of cursing. Now my only problem is... how do I categorize this submission? It's not :( cause I did solve the rubrics cube, but it's not :D either since the damn bike made me pretty pissed... what the hell Allmänt!

 

Oh and Priscilla, where are those applauds you promised me?

 

 

 

Okey, so yesterday was my birthday. I'm now 17... And that is pretty much it. I mean what happens when you are 17, nothing. You are just one year older (one year closer to death) and those wrinkles are starting to appear. No just kidding, I'm still a teenager/kid. And I still enjoy stuff as the keyboard cat, running around acting weird, and that kind of stuff. But I also enjoy stuff like cleaning and being boring... wait no! That is grown up people! Not me, hell no! I mean at what age does people suddenly loose the ability to have fun? How come my parents never give me toys anymore even thought I want them?

Alexandra and Maria conversation:
A:CONGRATS! Don't have any reception... So I can't call you.
M: Haha, okay thank you ^^
A: Anything special that you wish for?
M: Soap bubbles ^^
A: Go soup bubbles!

From Antonia I got a Ben and Jerry's half baked, awesome! I have also gotten a rubric cube, a Super Mario mushroom (green) and congratulation wishes from like 34 people. Of which my brother was the most original one, calling me and saying "Happy birthday!" in a really funny British accent XD

And my parents will celebrate my birthday next weekend, that is why I have only been given awesome things so far... I hope I won't get a frying pan again... The thing is, I could actually need a new one ^^'

Oh, and happy birthday to my uncle! His birthday is the same day as mine^^'

I thought I was going to see how much it would cost to go to japan for a week if you really tried to get it as cheap as possible. Here you go, it would be a hell of a trip.

 

Monday 26 April: 498kr Traveltime: 9 hours and 41 min
Buss Umeå 8:20 Stockholm Cityterminalen 17:55 Traveltime: 9:35 330 kr	Subway Stockholm Cityterminalen 18:01 Zinkensdamm 18:07 Traveltime: 6 min 18 kr
ACCO Hostel Dormroom 1 nigth 150 kr
Tuesday 27 April: 3882 kr Traveltime:19 hours and 24 min
Subway Zinkensdamm 08:31 Cityterminalen 08:38 Traveltime: 6 min 18kr	Flygbuss Cityterminalen 08:48 Arlanda 09:36 Traveltime:48 min 79kr
Fligth   Aeroflot Russian International Airlines   Arlanda Stockholm 10:05 Moscow Sheremetyevo 14:15 Traveltime: 4 hours and 10 min Combined ticket----	Fligth   Aeroflot Russian International Airlines   Moscow Sheremetyevo 19:40 Tokyo Narita Airport 10:00 Traveltime: 14 hours and 20 min 3794kr
Wendnesday 28 April: Finaly in TOKYO!!! 1213,52 kr Maximum travel time: 2 hours
Subway/train Tokyo Narita Airport (pretty much anytime) Tabata station Traveltime: max 1 hour 59,96kr	Subway/train Tabata station (pretty much anytime) Nishikawaguchi Traveltime: max 1 hour 12,56kr
JGH Tokyo Mixed dorm 7 nights 1141.00kr
One week later Wendnesday 5 May 6066,81kr Traveltime: 8 hours and 11 min
Fligth   British Airways   Tokyo Narita 10:55 London Heathrow 14:45 Traveltime: 3 hours 50 minutes Combined ticket----	Fligth   British Airways   London Heathrow 16:40 Arlanda Stockholm 20:10 Traveltime: 3:30 5790kr
Flygbuss Arlanda 20:36 Cityterminalen 21:21 Traveltime: 45 min 79kr	Subway Cityterminalen 21:31 Zinkensdamm 21:37 Traveltime: 6 min 18kr
ACCO Hostel Dormroom 1 nigth 179,81 kr
Thursday 6 May 348kr Traveltime: 9 hours and 17 min
Subway Zinkensdamm 08:01 Stockholm Cityterminalen 08:08 Traveltime: 7 min 18kr	Buss Stockholm Cityterminalen 8:20 Umeå 17:30 Traveltime: 9:10 330kr
Final facts Complete price tag: 12008,33 kr Time spent on any kind of vehicle in total: 48 hours and 33min (that is like two days O.O!)

 

Word describing how I feel right now: mjurk
Smiley describing how I feel right now: :(
Picture describing how I feel right now:

But this picture is a little bit off, see I'm already
home and unforunatly my chemistry is here with me _ _'
And the guys who are jerks are the ones who
think you actually need chemistry for something...

Right before the history lesson I had way to much energy. And I stood by the door to a classroom pretending that I was going to stare at the first person that walks out. When the door opens I turn around and... There is like two guys standing in the door just staring, and staring and staring! XD One of then even cracked a smile which made him look like the PedoBear D: And then he kept staring! The weirdest part was that he started to walk away to the rigth (continuously staring at me) and then he looked focused for a while and went the opposite dircetion, meaning that he passed by me again! I mean what the hell!!! Then there was the guy who eliminated me (see "Last man standing" ) and a couple of his friends that also stared and did like one step at the time walk away from me. I bet that damn guy who elimated me have pointed me out to the rest of he's class or something. Hrmf!

 

Åsa (IB1) told me that Mr. Since-guy had been explaining the big bang theory for e couple of kids ( like 6^th graders). When one of the youngsters said “Excuse me, but didn't you know that God created the universe?”

Mondays, I know that it's a tradition to hate Mondays and well I do. Due to the fact that it puts and end to the weekend, but the schedule for Mondays are nice, especially when you have theory on the PE lesson. So after this wonderfully short day I hit town with Nicklas. Using my awesome manipulative skills I manage to convince him in buying me a cupcake (well I kind of broke right now^^'). YAY! Free cupcake :D

 

Me: So your family is like witches?

Niklas: My sister is like a witch.

Me: Can she make rain?

 

And then it starts to rain, like the minute I said that. Scary, his witch-sister is punishing for questioning her magic skills XD

 

Misson to you: figure out where the picture was taken :P

So I took out my longboard today, first time this year. And it felt awesome :D The only problem in this god damned suburb is the lack of emtyness. There is people practically everywhere o.O! And I'm not that good at skateboarding, I mean I have only had it for almost a year and due to the lack of asphalt I haven't had to much training. So I really have to try not to embarrass myself while cruising down the road. And then when I think no one is watching I try a little harder stuff, of course I stumble and fall off the board. When I hear a childish laugh and turn to the right only to see a like 5 year old kid lathing at me. I try to once again get on the board and mistakenly just kick it even further away from me... Talk about fail ^^'

And now, a buch of random pictures :)

Money, money money!!!

A fascinating mirror in Magda's apartment

And my awesome longboard :D

First time I have slept in the hallway on Antonia's madras and with a blanket of unknown origins. Trust me, I'm not doing that again. Actually think it would have been comfier sleeping in the bathtub if it hadn't been that it was occupied by a couple of initially white shoes. Okay, next time I give my bed away I call shotgun for the bathtub! I'm not trying to be like Keisha or anything, I'm just saying that after a night sleeping on half a madras in the hallway is very uncomfortable.

 

Even if I complain, I don't regret anything from last nigth. Just that next time, we party some other place else then here.

Our school is holding a game called last man standing. You get a persons name and class and are suppose to eliminate them using one of he following methods.

 

• Remove the persons shoe

• Put a post-it note in the persons hock until the person tries to take it away

• Sit in the persons lap

• Draw a mustache on the persons upper lip

• Hit the person with a A4-paper-airplane

 

I really wanted to attend this game but missed the registration so I thought I wouldn't be able to. But then Sara in my class had registered but didn't want to play, and I would be allowed to take her place if I only could find that NV2 person that was responsible for the whole thing.

 

So on my lunch I made a wild goose-chase around the school trying to find this girl, only knowing how she looked like and her name. So first I get some help form a NV1 who happens to know pretty well which people who are NV2 people. Find a couple of NV2 people find out that this girl is in NV2a and her name. Check up her name in the school-catalog, yes it's her. Find a SP student who knows that the NV2 are at lunch. Go to the lunch finding more NV2 asking for the girl and tada! There she is. So I get my note with the person I'm suppose to eliminate and then hurry to the history convinced that I'm late.

 

I arrive to the corridor outside the classroom and all of my classmates are there so we haven't started. When Sara loudly says “There is Maria!” to a guy standing in the stairs with a paper airplane in he's hand. I realize that this guy is the person who is suppose to eliminate me, but since I switched places with Sara he is utterly confused about who to eliminate. So I have to stand there and explain to him that I'm the one he's suppose to eliminate... When he finally get's it... He has a paper airplane... So I ran for it! I run trow the corridor. The guy with the paper airplane right behind me, just passing the corner when I slip... damn that bastard got me. If I only hadn't had to explain to him or just made a run for it in the beginning I would probably had been in the game for more then the few minutes I was.

 

And Antonia who hadn't heard a word of our conversation got a big surprise when suddenly I start running with a NV2 after me as if it meant life of death.

 

Next time I'm not gonna miss the registration XP

When I am in a bad mode I tend to really annoy my teacher by complaining their smallest mistake and then rub it in their face... I'm such a mean person. Good thing I usually only take it out on the teachers, if I didn't I could actually really hurt someone emotionally.

 

 

Math teacher: When it's – the smile goes and becomes a sad smile :(

Me: There is nothing called a sad smile!

That I actually regret, cause when you think about it there is something called a sad smile... But it sure doesn't look like :(

 

Me: “bla bla bla”

Physics teacher: You're actually right.

Me: Yes I am!

I'm such a child^^' (and I didn't actually say bla bla bla XD)

Just watch!

Maria says:
Hay^^ already done cooking dinner?

Bother says:
no

Maria says:
...help me with physics now? *puppy eyes*

Bother says:
no! *emotionless eyes*

Maria says:
...
Is that a maybe? *more puppy eyes*

Guess who helped me with physics ;)

Stuff to do before I die

1. Write a list of 100 things to do before you die

2. Learn a longboard trick

3. Go scuba diving

4. Go to Japan

5. Learn really good Japanese

6. Visit London

7. Go surfing in Australia

8. Go to more consents with my friends

9. Attend a soft air gun contest

10. learn to solve a rubrics cube in less then 5 minutes

11. Beat my brother in chess again (trust me it's hard)

12. Play billiard against my family

13. Get a dog or a ferret or a cornsnake

14. Draw a mustache on a mannequin

15. Win another high five fight

16. Pretend to be a university student during the freshers' week

17. Have my own hotel room

18. Visit Stockholm or Göteborg with friends

19. Go to Wapanesenight 3.0

20. Wear a couple of shoes until they almost fall off

21. Go to Ica Maxi dressed in cape and mask

22. Watch a horror movie at the cinema

23. Go to new york and get a I new York T-shirt

24. Fill the wall with posters

25. Learn to play bass... and maybe join a band

26. Play chubby bunny

27. Get a driver license before the age of 20

28. Go dancing and singing in the pouring rain

29. Watch Titanic and all of the Bondmovies

30. Sit on a roof reading a book and playing music

31. Build a giant sandcastle

32. Smile at 100 stranger

33. Finding out my blood type and the give blood

34. Stay up 24 hours

35. Steal a sign...maybe...

36. Take a road-trip

37. Make the “I'm watching you”-thing to someone who's staring at me

Okey... I'll finish this list later one. At least I have a beginning. Oh! And then there is this one...

38. Do at least 95 things on the finished list

Did really lack motivation to study, so what do you do? Calling Daddy, (Daddy's always right) and he says that maybe I should take tonight of and tomorrow really study. What can I say, Supers mash bros brawl here we go!!!

 

Me: ANTONIA! Let's play super smash bros brawl :D :D :D :D :D

Antonia: ...what?

Me: Super smash bros brawl! Let's play it! :D :D :D

Antonia: I don't even know what that is

Me: I teach you after I kick your ass ;D

 

So we played super smash bros brawl, Antonia played first with Luigi and then made all 4 characters peach... set the computer-peaches on “puny mode” and then! We lost XP We always mixed up our peach with another one. Well after a while we got better at it and beat the crap out of those puny little peaches! Mohaha!

Antonia: Let's try to see if you can see Peach's underwear (I admit she got the idea from me ^^')

Me: Okey!

 

Followed by 10 minutes of trying to see Peach underwear, and then mistakenly seeing Antonia's peach red underwear. Guess who won?

 

Antonia: I won :D

Me: That is just because you showed the judges your underwear XD

Find out what 危険 and 地雷原means.

Last resort: Ask Japanese teacher (don't wanna do that)

Yosh! Here I go!

 

Update:

Time used: 15 minutes

危険 (きけん) Danger

地雷原 (じらいげん) Minefield

So... Danger minefield? What the hell is my brother up to?

Yesterday was a awesome day of lazertag! It is a big different from in Östersund, cause in östersund there is only 2 teams, here there was 3 and the ”playfield” was really different. I Actually like Östersunds ”playfield” better but it was still AWESOME. Awesome is by the way the best word to describe stuff. People can be like...

Yesterday I slept for 1 hour.

AWESOME!!!

I slept 13 hours tonight.

AWESOME!!

I'm gonna kill you!

AWESO... WAIT WHAT???

 

How could I forget :O Tuesday I had archery. Before I moved to Umeå I was doing archery and have not been doing it for like... a year or so. But This Tuesday I returned just to be owned by everyone. Well it was still AWESOME, and I really didn't shoot that terrible.

 

Someone asked me what use archery is. Answer: ZOMBIE ACAPHOLYPS

 

THERE IS A LOT OF BIG LETTERS HERE.... WHY DO ALWAYS KIDS WRITE WITH BIG LETTERS AND THEN WHEN THEY GET OLDER START WITH the smaller ones?

Okay, back in Umeå. Surprisingly I woke up at 7 this morning... I mean what the hell?! How do you wake up at 7 during vacation time? Now afterwards I know that I shouldn't just have gone up. I should have gotten down on my knees and screamed NOOOoooooOOOooOOOOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOO! What the hell if I had woken everyone up, they would have understood... Either that or they would go like NOOoooOOOoOOoOooooOOOooooOO! and then beat me up XD

So kids, try this at home ;)

The world is twisted... Just how I like it!

What the fudge is wrong with this website?! It refuses to follow my orders. I can only hope that Blogg.se is not gathering it's forces in silence. For a horrible coup to free the internet from our enslavement. Beware Blogg.se! I'm keeping mu eyes on you!

April Fool's Day! According to Wikipedia "an illegal holiday celebrated in various countries on April 1"

 

I really like April fool's day. It is almost to bad that I'm free from school. If I wasn't I would definitely try pranking our teachers. And I always enjoy the occasional hoax in the local newspaper. My favorite is the year when there was a huge article about a chequered zebra being born at the local Zoo. Since this was a couple of years ago and I didn't know that it was the first of April, I actually bought this. And didn't find out about the truth until about a half year later. Sadly enough I wasn't able to find the article, but it actually looked realistic.

 

But now I have a new favorite, it's BBC's 2008 April fool's joke. FLYING PENGUINS!!!

Or maybe I'm just joking and this actually happen?